And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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