i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Randomize
