I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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