WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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