Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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