i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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