We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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