Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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