dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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