Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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