Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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