The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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