Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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