I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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