I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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