Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You don't make any sense
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