i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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