no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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