The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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