I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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