I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Damn victory sex feels great
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