he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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