I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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