fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
you win again, gameday.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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