I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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