Im at strip club and am horny
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
