Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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