Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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