I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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