fuck your aforementioned shoe
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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