4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Randomize
