Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I party with great urgency now.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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