with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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