Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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