It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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