belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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