did you get engaged???
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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