I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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