shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
