On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
COCAINE IS GR8
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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