bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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