what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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