I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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