How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Randomize
