can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
