The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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