dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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