Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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