it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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