I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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